how to walk like a queen
how to walk like a queen
shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat
revenge of the summer bloggers
(via theepichumor)
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws intestines at police
Internet Arguments: The Animated Film
hdskjfgksjd my side hurts
(via changetheworldlaugh)
(via theepichumor)
because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online, sex became easy, the word “love” gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking, getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option & being hurt became natural
(via chasing-souls)
(via imgfave)
- me: *goes to see avengers*
- me: that film
- me: i liked it
- me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
- me: ANOTHER!
(via changetheworldlaugh)
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.
I spent ten minutes trying to come up with a creative one.. whoops negative I got nothing
(via kashrzeczycki)
Wow okay I give up on life.
Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss; but every once in a while, you find someone who’s iridescent, and once you do, nothing will ever compare. -Flipped
