Bexxxxx :)

Hi. I think that you are wonderful. And if you are sad Im here to listen and talk!

theepichumor:

how to walk like a queen

theepichumor:

how to walk like a queen

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat

revenge of the summer bloggers

(via theepichumor)

  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: man throws intestines at police
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

chickenkitchen:

gnarrrly:

Internet Arguments: The Animated Film

hdskjfgksjd my side hurts

(via changetheworldlaugh)

neukt:

because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online, sex became easy, the word “love” gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking, getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option & being hurt became natural

(via chasing-souls)

(via imgfave)

  • me: *goes to see avengers*
  • me: that film
  • me: i liked it
  • me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
  • me: ANOTHER!

theepichumor:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.

I spent ten minutes trying to come up with a creative one.. whoops negative I got nothing

-theperfectmistake:

Wow okay I give up on life.

steal-hearts:

Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss; but every once in a while, you find someone who’s iridescent, and once you do, nothing will ever compare.   -Flipped

steal-hearts:

Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss; but every once in a while, you find someone who’s iridescent, and once you do, nothing will ever compare.   -Flipped